I'm Felix, sleep me

If you can't take a "real" holiday this year, why not come to us and plug in your brain for playback. You'll find it's so real you'll be back for more!

What's more, why have playback of ordinary life when you can—say—be a cat? Great Interior Neuro-Playback Tours Group has been running feline holidays since the advent of playback. We have an outstanding record of feline enjoyment, often recorded from actual cat lives, but edited and augmented for your added pleasure. Here are some of the most popular packages:

• Warm Window Weekend. A weekend getaway as an indoor/outdoor female, living in a warm upstairs apartment—popular with tired parents who need a break from endless interaction. There is a sunny window overlooking a cold garden with birds and occasional small animals. Give yourself over to the experience of the warm ledge, where the cold outside will enhance your smug appreciation of your situation. The householder, who provides top quality wet and dry cat-food in plenty, is attentive when needed but mainly leaves you to enjoy the sun. Sometimes you go out into the garden and prowl around a bit. Bird hunting is available as an extra, but if this is a main interest we recommend the Mouser Unlimited package (restrictions may apply in some jurisdictions).
• Kitten Special. For the young at heart! Be a kitten, with unlimited energy and bounce but no common sense, together with three adorable kitten buddies in the home of a delightful cat-breeder—full of balls of wool and all the traditional playthings! You've never been young till you've been a kitten! (Warning: balls of wool are edited in, and are not recommended outside playback due to ingestion issues.)
• Sleep Off the Stress. For the over-worked executive. Are you tired and stressed from a job where everything will fall apart without your intelligence and advice? Want to get away from it all and recharge? Why not spend a week as a sleepy old male, who lives in a warm house full of soft beds, couches, and cushions. Mostly you doze in a state just aware enough of your surroundings for sybaritic enjoyment. When you're fully awake you can sit in a lap and be stroked. (Sleep/stroke ratio can be modified on request for no extra charge.) You're a cat: your people are responsible for everything, work is a dirty word, and nothing is ever your fault.
• The Cat That Walks By Himself. Are you a hiker or an adventure tourist? Stretch yourself by patrolling a large territory with both open ground and cover, and defending it against rival cats (groups can go multi-player) and even small dogs. You will be a fit adult with very sharp claws. Marvel at the intensity of your senses: revel in the insane power of your hearing, and the thrill of seeing in the dark! There are high trees which you just have to climb, and then get down from. Difficulty level is adjustable, including presence or absence of a safe base in a barn. This is one for the traveller who likes to feel the adrenaline pumping and the fur flying! (Discounts for corporate events.)

Great Interior Neuro-Playback Tours Group offers other feline packages, and can arrange special holidays to order. (However please note that our company does not offer tomcat playback.)